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Mum's Logic
- Mum: Stop sitting around; study leave is for studying! You're really going out tonight? You do know you're on STUDY leave right? Have you done any revision today? You should spend the whole of study leave studying.
- Mum: As you're not in school could you hoover upstairs and take Gran to the shops and feed the cats and clean the bathroom and take out the recycling and wash the car and phone the bank and oh whilst you're at it get a job and pay me back that money you owe me and grab Amy a phone top-up and pay the nice man at the gym for Amy's membership and bring the washing in and cook the tea and fix the computer and do the washing up and check the microwave isn't giving us all cancer and clean the windows and water the plants and buy some more tea bags and those nice biscuit your dad likes?



